Arrr, Vivek be shoutin' of dangers, as young scallywags be sinkin' in their learnin', like a ship in a storm!
2025-02-01
Arrr, matey! Former GOP swab Vivek Ramaswamy be chattin' with "The Ingraham Angle," claimin' he be helpin' landlubber students who’ve floundered in their learnin'. Aye, 'tis a jolly quest to hoist their sails and navigate the choppy seas of education! Avast, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, me hearties! Former presidential matey, Vivek Ramaswamy, be raisin' the flag o' alarm 'bout the perilous state o' our young landlubbers fallin' behind in their learnin', all while bein' tethered to the treacherous shores of China! Aye, he be spoutin' that a whopping 75% of eighth graders can’t even count their doubloons right, leaving us at the dismal rank o' 26th outta 38 noble nations!The scallywag claims that while our wee ones struggle with readin’, youngsters from far-off lands be schooling ‘em in English, with only 31% of fourth graders readin' like they should be! He be callin’ on the captain o’ the ship, Donald Trump, to steer the course towards teachin’ our young sea dogs the ways of merit and hard work, tossin’ aside those soft cushions of participation trophies!
Ramaswamy rumbles that if we don’t stoke the fires of ambition in our future crew, ol’ China will be feastin’ on our lunch like a pack o’ hungry pirates! He insists that education be startin' young, and it’s high time we whip our educational culture back into shape, lest we be sailin’ into troubled waters! Har har! The winds of change be blowin’!