Arrr! The captain o’ the White House be plunderin’ tariffs on Mexico, Canada, and China fer their sneaky fentanyl invasion!
2025-02-01
Arrr, Captain Trump be unfazed by the scallywags takin' a hit with his new treasure taxes on Mexico, Canada, and China! "Aye, there be a wee tempest ahead," he quoth, "but fear not, mateys, for fair winds shall blow our way!" And he be ponderin' more plunder from the European crew!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the swashbucklin' antics of Captain Trump, the scallywag President of the land lubbers! The ole captain ain't frettin' about the good folk of America takin' a tumble after he hoisted the Jolly Roger of tariffs upon the fine folk of Mexico, Canada, and China. Nay, he be declarin' that these tariffs be the key to makin' sure those foreign buccaneers treat the U.S. with a bit more respect!"Aye, there might be a wee bit o' chaos in the short term," he bellowed from his captain's quarters in the Oval Office, "but fear not, me hearties, for the people shall come to understand!" And lo, he hinted at raisin' the stakes even higher for the European Union, as if he be raise the sails and settin' course for a grand ol' trade battle on the high seas!
So, prepare yerselves, ye landlubbers, for the tariffs are comin' and Captain Trump be at the helm! With a hearty laugh, he be makin' the good ol' U.S. of A. the mightiest ship on the ocean o' trade! Fair winds and following seas, me mateys!