"Arrr! Trump be settin' sail with tariffs on Canada, Mexico, an' China—White House be swabbin' the decks!"
2025-02-01
Arrr, mateys! Cap’n Trump be settin' sail with a hefty 25% treasure tax on Canada and Mexico, and a 10% on China, come Saturday! Aye, the prices o' imports be risin' faster than a scallywag on a barrel. All for keepin’ the seas free o' illegal landlubbers and foul potions!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for the captain of the good ship America, President Donald Trump, be raisin' the Jolly Roger o' tariffs! Aye, come Saturday, he be hittin' our neighbors Canada and Mexico with a hefty 25 percent duty, while the crafty lads from China be lookin' at a 10 percent levy. Yarrr, this be sure to shiver the timbers of prices for imported treasures for us landlubbers and buccaneer businesses alike!