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Arrr, matey! I hailed from a land o' plowmen, and me new tale cheers those swabs who toil fer grub!

2025-02-01

Arrr! Actor Craig T. Nelson, once a swabbin’ 'Coach', be now back to his roots on the farm! From a clan of tillers, his new flick 'Green and Gold' be raisin’ a toast to them hearty folk puttin' grub on our tables, savvy? Aye, what a jolly tale!

Ahoy, mateys! When I gaze upon the honest toil of farmers I knew in me youth, I see a hearty lot, resilient as they be, rising 'fore the sun to toil in the fields. They be the unsung heroes, working their fingers to the bone to feed us all, enduring hardships that would turn the stoutest sailor’s stomach. Yet, the news be filled with tales of farming woes, remindin’ us how little recognition they be gettin’ for their gallant efforts.

Now, as a thespian, accolades be comin’ at me like cannonballs, whether I be seekin' ‘em or not. But compared to the grit these farming families show, it be but a trifle. They don’t have tables filled with treats—they be servin’ the feast! Farming ain't just a trade; it be a noble calling, filled with unseen sacrifices and mighty battles against nature and market forces. Bleepin’ prices for corn seeds be sky-high, makin' their struggles even harder.

Me great-grand-pappy sailed from Norway to plant roots in Wisconsin, and I reckon I carry his spirit in me heart. This led me to craft “Green and Gold,” a tale that honors our steadfast farmers and their quiet strength. Let us toast to them, support their local markets, and remember, they be the backbone of our great nation, even when storms rage and the seas be rough!

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