"Arrr matey! The third scallywag aboard the Black Hawk, caught in a sky tussle, be named!"
2025-02-01
Arrr, me hearties! The third scallywag aboard the Black Hawk chariot, practicin' his flyin' skills when it danced a jig with an American Airlines beast over D.C., has been named! A fine mess that be, aye! Who knew the sky be a busy tavern, eh?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a recent mishap in the skies, where a Black Hawk chariot of war met a fate most dire! Aye, it was a collision of grand proportions near the shores of Reagan National Airport, claimin’ the lives of brave souls!Among the fallen was Cpt. Rebecca M. Lobach, a fair lass from Durham, North Carolina, who’d been flyin’ high since July of '19, with a proud 500 hours in the cockpit of her winged steed. Her kinfolk be askin’ for her name to be kept under wraps, sparkled by whispers of DEI bein’ a blame for the crash—a tale as fishy as a ship’s hold after a week at sea!
The crew included the valiant Ryan O'Hara and Chief Warrant Officer 2, Andrew Eaves, all aboard the Black Hawk as they practiced their aerial maneuvers. Alas, they collided with a regional jet returnin’ from the fair city of Wichita, Kansas, takin’ 64 souls aboard and our three brave aviators to Davy Jones’ locker!
Now, the cause of this calamity be still under investigation, but let it be known, the skies be no place for the faint of heart! Arrr!