Arrr, matey! Canada be ready to hoist the treasure for workers and ships if the US throws up them tariffs!
2025-02-02
Aye, matey! The King’s crew's musterin' a treasure trove o' doubloons to aid the landlubbers and their ships if Captain Trump be settin' sail with a hefty 25% tax on Canadian booty come February! Arrr, let the rum flow and the barrels roll!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round, fer I bring tidings from the landlubbers in the federal government. Word has it that if the fierce Captain Trump be raisin' the Jolly Roger and imposin' a hefty 25% tariff on our fine Canadian treasures as the sun doth rise on February 1, then a storm o' relief be brewin' on the horizon!Aye, they be preparin' a treasure chest full o' doubloons, a multibillion-dollar bounty to soothe the sore backs of hardworking scallywags and the fine merchant vessels feelin' the pinch. Yarr, the galleons of commerce may be takin’ a hit, but fear not! The government be readyin' a lifeboat of support for them that be toil’n under the weight o’ these tariffs.
So, hoist the sails and keep a weather eye out, fer if the Captain makes his move, it seems there'll be gold flowin' like rum at a pirate's feast! The winds of change be blowin', and we’ll see if this be a fair trade or just a cruel jest from the high seas of politics. So, let’s raise our mugs to the swashbucklers of business and workers alike, may they weather the storm and find safe harbor in the government’s bounty!