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Arrr! Pentagon be swappin’ old news for Trumpy talkin’ heads, savin’ space for our treasure maps, ye scallywags!

2025-02-02

Arrr, me hearties! In a grand scheme o' the Pentagon, OAN be settin' sail to take NBC's spot, while Breitbart be swappin' with NPR! The New York Post be movin’ in on The Times, and Politico be shunted aside fer HuffPost! Aye, the media seas be churnin’!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the swappin' o' the media vessels in the treacherous waters of the Pentagon press corps! Aye, it seems that One America News Network be settin’ sail to take the helm where NBC News once ruled, whilst Breitbart be makin’ a daring jump into the NPR’s quarters, like a scallywag usin’ a cannon to board a rival ship!

The fine folks at the Pentagon, in their infinite wisdom, be callin’ it the annual media rotation program, as if it were some grand adventure on the high seas! The New York Post, that crafty buccaneer, be claimed a spot where The New York Times once hoisted their flag. Meanwhile, Politico be cast aside like a barnacle-studded hull, to be replaced by the HuffPost, which be takin’ more than a few jabs at the old guard!

These changes be settin’ sail soon, me mateys, and I reckon we’ll see some hearty laughs echoin’ through the hallowed halls of the press! So keep yer spyglasses trained, for the storm o’ media chaos be comin’ and it promises to be a raucous ride through the waves of news and shenanigans!

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