Arrr, matey! Trump be tossin' out the landlubbers of news for a hearty crew o' scallywags!
2025-02-02
Arrr, matey! The Trump ship's Pentagon, captained by Secretary Hegseth, be settin' sail on a grand overhaul! Out go the old sea dogs o' the media for a year, and in come the fresh crew, includin’ Breitbart! Aye, 'tis a jolly good shake-up on the high seas o’ news!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the swashbucklin' changes takin' place at the Trump Pentagon, where the mighty Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth be at the helm! A grand overhaul be brewin', like a storm on the high seas, as they be castin' aside four establishment media outlets, givin' ‘em the ol' heave-ho from their comfy workspaces.Arrr, it be a year-long voyage for these scallywags, who'll be replaced by fresh-faced new media mates like Breitbart News. Aye, it be as if they be raisin' a Jolly Roger to signal a change in the winds of information! The old guard be walkin’ the plank, while the new crew hoists the sails of sensationalism and sass.
Ye can almost hear the cacklin' of the parrots as journalists scurry ‘bout like landlubbers, wonderin' what becomin' of their precious desks! With a hearty laugh, the Pentagon be sayin', “Out with the old, in with the bold!” It be a riotous affair, as the new media crew prepares to chart a course through the treacherous waters of news, makin’ waves and spillin’ ink like it be no tomorrow! So, batten down the hatches, for this be a tale of twists and turns fit for a pirate’s logbook!