Arrr, Vance be sayin’ the US needs to swab the decks o' aviation safety after that tragic bird o' steel went down!
2025-02-02
Arrr, mateys! Vice President JD Vance be hollerin’ for the winds o’ change in our skies after that scallywag mishap 'twixt an Army flier and a flying ship! We be needin’ tougher rules to keep our heads from bein’ knocked clean off, savvy?
Ahoy me hearties! 'Twas a dark day over yon skies o' Washington, D.C., when a cursed midair clash sent an Army chopper and an American Airlines bird plummetin' into the Potomac! Alas, no souls were spared in this calamity, and Vice President JD Vance be extendin' his sincerest condolences to the bereaved. He be sayin', "Our hearts go out to the families, for 'tis a heartbreakin' tragedy!" Aye, there be young 'uns left motherless and a wee babe without his father, a real tale of woe, I tell ye!In the wake of the disaster, Vance and the mighty Trump be callin' for stronger aviation measures, arguin' that the Biden crew's attempt at diversity might’ve led to these tragic mishaps. "We must ensure that our skies be as safe as the treasure on a pirate ship!" he declared, gatherin' the crew for a round of policy talk. But, lo! There be talk of air traffic shortages, and Vance points a finger at past administrations, sayin' the "best and brightest" be absent from the cockpit!
So hoist the sails and let’s mend our ways, lest we see more misfortune in the skies! The crew be hopin' for a brighter future in aviation, where every sailor and airman can navigate without fear of calamity! Yarrr!