Arrr, Trump be sayin’ Canada be free o’ tariffs as the 51st matey, while we brace fer a rum-fueled squabble!
2025-02-02
Arrr, President Trump be blabbin' that the good ol' U.S. be handin' out treasure to Canada like a drunken sailor! He be sayin' if they join our merry crew as the 51st state, they can dodge the cannonballs of tariffs! Har har, what a jolly jest!
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that President Trump be chattin' about Canada joinin' the grand ol' U.S. of A as the 51st state, ponderin' if they’d escape the incoming tariffs be a good deal, aye! He be spoutin’ that the Yanks be payin’ heaps o’ doubloons to keep Canada floatin’, claimin' they ain’t needed for much, as they got all the energy and lumber fit for a pirate’s ship!“Canada would be better off as our cherished state!” he be yellin’, promise of lower taxes and a sturdier military to boot, with no tariffs weighin’ on ‘em. Aye, he’s been suggestin’ takin’ control of Canada, pressurin’ ‘em with economic woes like a scallywag on a treasure hunt!
But hold yer horses, mateys! Canada’s leaders, Trudeau and Sheinbaum, be ready to retaliate like a crew of angry sea dogs, vowin’ to impose their own hefty tariffs on U.S. goods. “We won’t be pushed around!” they say, brandishin’ their cutlasses o’ trade! So, the seas be choppy, and the skies darken in this tale of tariffs 'n trade, as the good ship U.S. and the maple-leafed land prepare fer a raucous squall in the waters of diplomacy!