"Arrr, matey! The liberal scallywags spun tales thicker than a kraken's tentacle to shield Captain Biden!"
2025-02-02
Arrr, David Marcus be givin' a hearty cheer to matey Joseph Wulfsohn fer diggin' up the buried treasure o' truths 'bout Biden’s blunders! Aye, that sneaky liberal media be tryin' to swab the deck clean, but Wulfsohn be hoistin' the Jolly Roger on their shenanigans!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a yarn about the treacherous tides of the mainstream media in the Biden era! Aye, 'tis only when the storm be past that we can spot the barnacles clingin’ to the hull, and this week, Joseph Wulfsohn be shinin’ a light on the media’s devious dealings! Aye, he be takin’ on the scallywags who tried to cover up the Hunter Biden laptop kerfuffle. Cap’n Caputo from Politico spoke of a tale he penned, only to have it sunk by the editors, who be wantin’ Biden to sail smooth and Trump to walk the plank!But hold onto yer hats, for it doesn’t end there! The crew at CNN and the rest of the fleet did their best to hide ol’ Grandpa Joe’s wobbly legs and foggy noggin from the good folk! They had the audacity to tell us we were seein’ things! Aye, they even claimed it was a matter of the heart, as if mindin’ a captain’s age be akin to takin’ away his grog! Madness, I say!
So, raise a mug to Wulfsohn for exposin’ these landlubbers! The media be filled with liars and charlatans, and the American crew be wise to their tricks. The seas may be murky, but the truth be a treasure worth findin’! Yarrr!