Arrr! Coast Guard be catchin' a vessel stuffed with 16 landlubbers from Mexico near the Californy shores!
2025-02-02
Arrr, matey! The Coast Guard be spyin’ a rogue vessel, packed tighter than a treasure chest with 16 landlubbers from Mexico, ‘bout 15 nautical miles from sunny California! Aye, they be seekin’ a new shore, but the salty sea dogs caught ‘em red-handed on a fine Sunday morn!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas! On a fine mornin’, the brave souls o' the Coast Guard spotted a suspicious vessel, a panga, lurkin' about 15 nautical miles off the coast o' sunny Mission Bay, California. Aye, this 25-foot contraption be known for shenanigans, ferryin' scallywags and contraband alike!As the clock struck midnight, the cutter Active dispatched word to the Joint Harbor Operations Center, claimin' a boat crewed with 15-20 dubious souls was afloat nearby. Upon inspection, the boardin' crew found 16 poor rascals claimin’ to hail from Mexico. The Coast Guard, ever the gallant protectors o' the sea, promptly captured these landlubbers and handed 'em over to the Border Patrol, savvy?
But that be not all! Just last week, our valiant Coast Guard be conductin’ “alien expulsion flight operations,” catchin' more wayward souls tryin' to slip through the cracks. There were even a few near drownings included in this merry escapade, but fear not, for all hands aboard were rescued safe and sound!
Alas, it seems there be some trouble in the captain's quarters, as President Trump decided to part ways with the Coast Guard's commandant—accusin' her of droppin' the ball on border security and other matters of importance. So, raise yer tankards to the brave Coast Guard, keepin’ the seas safe from all manner o’ trouble! Arrr!