"Ye scallywag from Wisconsin, playin' dress-up as a Border Patrol matey, twice in one week—what a bilge rat!"
2025-02-02
Avast, ye scallywags! A landlubber from Wisconsin be accused of playin' the part o' a U.S. Border Patrol matey, slinkin' up to the law and claimin' he be off duty—twice in January! If only he had a peg leg, he’d be a true buccaneer! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys, gather ‘round fer a tale of a scallywag named Hank Glembin from the fair shores of Wisconsin! This landlubber, 34 years of age, found himself in quite the pickle after he fancied himself a U.S. Border Patrol agent, aye! Twas not once, but twice he tried to bamboozle the good folk of Muskego and New Berlin with his fanciful ruse.