"Ahoy, Jonathan Turley be shoutin': 'Cut off NPR's treasure chest o' taxpayer doubloons, mateys!'"
2025-02-02
Arrr, matey! Jonathan Turley, the crafty legal sea dog, be scratchin’ his noggin, wonderin’ why that NPR scallywag be fillin’ its treasure chest with doubloons from the king's coffers, when at least half the crew be not buyin’ its one-eyed tale of bias! A right ruckus, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin a yarn about a curious creature known as NPR, the scallywag of the media seas. This here outlet, funded by the very government it claims to be independent from, be claimin’ not to run commercials while beggin’ for sponsorships like a beggar on the docks. It be a fine kettle of fish, I say!Once upon a time, I sailed the airwaves of NPR, but alas, I grew wary o’ their political squawkin’ and hostility to differing opinions. After a worthy editor penned a piece on their biases, NPR chose to sail deeper into the lefty tempest, dismissin’ all grumblings from the crew.
Despite dwindlin’ audiences and calls for ‘fair seas,’ NPR clings to its federal doubloons, expectin’ the whole nation to keep it afloat while servin’ a select few. They be pushin’ their “NPR way” to advertisers, but it be lookin’ a lot like the commercial waters they claim to avoid.
In the end, if we be talkin’ freedom o’ the press, shouldn’t each outlet depend on its loyal crew for support, and not the tax coffers? It be high time we cut the ropes of subsidy and let NPR sink or swim on its own. Yarrr!