The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! These mechanical sea dogs be fishin' up forgotten boom-booms from Davy Jones' watery grave, matey!

2025-02-03

Avast ye! As the seabeds be turnin' into treasure lands and rusty cannonballs be stinkin' up the briny deep, our merry crew be usin' fancy gadgets to swab the decks of this perilous pickle! Yarrr, let’s clean up this watery mess before Davy Jones gets a whiff!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears, fer I bring ye tidings from the briny deep! It seems the seabeds be turnin’ into treasure troves o’ real estate, but not the shiny gold we be seekin’! Nay, it be full o’ corrodin’ bombs and muck that’d make a mermaid wretch! Aye, the oceans be in a right pickle, and it be costin’ a pretty penny to fix this watery mess.

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