Arrr! Ken Martin be claimin' the captain's chair o' the Democratic crew! Hoist the sails, me hearties!
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! Ken Martin, the ol' captain o' Minnesota's Democratic crew, has hoisted the Jolly Roger to chair the DNC! After a rough seas in 2024, he be the favored buccaneer, makin' merry with over 400 shipmates who be knowin' him well after many a swashbucklin' decade! Yo ho ho!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a landlubber named Ken Martin, who be takin' the helm o' the Democratic National Committee, aye! This scallywag, long the captain of the Minnesota Democratic ship, has outsmarted his rivals in a grand election held on a fine Saturday, lookin’ to steer his party clear of the treacherous waters o’ dismal 2024.