Arrr! Texas landlubbers be sendin' the National Guard huntin' for stowaways! Avast, ye scallywags!
2025-02-03
Arrr, me hearties! The Texas crew be donning their shiny badges, granted by the cap'n Trump himself, to chase down landlubbers crossin' the borders! Aye, it be a fine day for arrestin' and a good ol' jig to boot! Avast, ye scallywags!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' news from the high seas of politics! It seems the mighty Trump hath struck a deal with Texas, lettin' the National Guard take a whack at them scallywag immigrants, all under the watchful eye of a U.S. immigration officer. Aye, Governor Abbott be boastin' that this be boostin' the manpower at the border, effective as of Sunday night—like a cannon blast in the midst of a squall!This be yet another move in Trump's grand crusade against illegal immigration, like a relentless pirate huntin' treasure. He be promisin' to send them rascals back to where they came from, and even declared a national emergency at the border, callin' forth active duty troops as if summonin' his fleet from Davy Jones’ locker!
On his first day back in office, he signed ten executive orders faster than a ship in full sail, likin' the border to a ship under siege. Trump yaps about halting illegal entry and brandin' cartels as foreign terrorists, while throwin’ jabs at ol’ Biden, sayin' he didn’t know his bow from his stern!
So, keep yer eyes peeled, ye landlubbers, for the seas of immigration be churnin' with activity, and it seems Trump be settin' sail to make waves in the land o' policies! Arrr!