Arrr, Trump be swabbin' the decks of USAID, says the scallywag Musk! What a jolly jest, me hearties!
2025-02-03
Arrr! Elon Musk be sayin' that Captain Trump be all aboard the ship o' thought to sink the USAID treasure chest! Avast, mateys! Let’s hoist the sails and see if this be a grand adventure or just a squall in a teacup! Har har!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I’ve news from the high seas of politics! The infamous Elon Musk, captain of the ship known as DOGE—Department of Government Efficiency, that be—be spillin' the beans that the raucous Donald Trump himself be callin' for the USAID to walk the plank! Aye, ye heard it right!Musk be comparin' this agency not to a mere wormy apple, nay! He be callin' it “a bowl of worms,” and trust this ol' sea dog, that be a sight worse than a ship full o’ scurvy! “There be no apple,” he declared, “it’s beyond repair!” So, hoist the flag and sound the cannons, for Musk be ready to unleash his crew upon this viper's nest!And as the tale weaves on, Musk be waxin' poetic about the Donald, sayin’, “I love the guy. He’s great!” Aye, the bond ‘twixt these two be as strong as a ship’s hull in a storm! So, keep yer spyglasses peeled, me hearties, for this here adventure in political seas be far from over!