"Arrr, matey! Trump’s treasure map o’ energy be makin’ jobs galore and keepin’ our ships well-stocked with power, aye!"
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! Ol' Captain Trump and his crew be settin' sail to bring back good ol' sense in energy! They'll hoist the sails of American power an' make it rule the seas once more. Aye, a jolly good treasure of dominance awaits!
Ahoy, mateys! With Cap'n Trump back at the helm, our fair land be settin’ sail fer a bright future in energy! No more bein' shackled by foolish policies; the winds of change be blowin’ in favor o' American energy, savvy? The good folk o' this land sent a clear signal in the last election, and on the very first day, Cap'n Trump took bold steps to reclaim our status as the mightiest energy captain on the seas!First, the Trump crew be expandin’ onshore and offshore lease sales, lettin’ us hoist the flag on domestic energy production and shoo away foreign scallywags. The previous crew had banned offshore oil and gas production, which be like throwin’ a treasure chest off the ship! And if ye think that’s bad, they offered up the smallest lease sale ever—like servin’ a thimble of rum at a pirate feast!
Next on the agenda be liftin’ the LNG pause, lettin’ the natural gas flow like a bountiful river, creatin’ goodly jobs fer the crew. Even ol’ Secretary Granholm be tryin’ to rain on our parade, but we know the truth—it’s smooth sailin’ for LNG with benefits to boot!
Lastly, the Cap’n be tossin’ overboard them pesky EV mandates, lettin’ the good folk choose their steeds of steel without governin’ interference. So raise yer tankards high, for with Cap'n Trump at the wheel, our ship shall sail to glory as the greatest energy empire on the seven seas! Yarrr!