"Ahoy! Andrew Bates be sayin’ Democrats can plunder Republicans' treasure on the economy an’ claim victory in the midterms!"
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2024, the scallywags of America be wishin’ fer lower coin purses, thanks to Trump’s tall tales! But the Republican buccaneers knew, if they dared honor that promise, they’d be stirrin’ a storm o’ recession! Har har har!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the days of yore, where I be the parleyin’ spokesperson for the noble Biden crew in the tumultuous waters of 2020. We be throwin’ a mighty counterpunch at them scallywags known as Republicans, who promised to lower costs like a ship sails the seas—fast and true! But alas, their sails be filled with naught but hot air, and the costs, like a cursed treasure, keep risin’!Ye see, Captain Trump be turnin’ his eyes from that broken promise, knowin’ full well that the tides be shiftin’. Instead of makin’ life as easy as a Sunday sail, they be settin’ their sights on fillin’ the coffers of the rich while leavin’ the rest of us high and dry. From skyrocketin’ egg prices to gas prices that make ye want to walk the plank, their promises be in tatters, mateys! And what do they do? They be cuttin’ health care for the common folk and givin’ tax plunder to the wealthy! Arrr, it be a treacherous path they’ve chosen.
So here’s the call, me hearties—let’s hoist the sails of truth! We must remind the good people of the land about the riches of 2019 prices they were promised. We’ll rally the crew, for the 2026 midterms be on the horizon! With every shout of "Aye!" let’s fight for the American Dream and make those greedy landlubbers pay their fair share. Onward! The seas of opportunity await!