Arrr, CBS be ponderin' a truce in the Trump tussle, lest the Skydance treasure goes down with the ship!
2025-02-03
Arrr, months hath passed since Captain Trump set sail against CBS News fer a 60 Minutes tale o’ Vice President Harris! Rumor has it, talks be still afoot with the scallywags at Paramount. Shari Redstone, the mighty captain o’ that ship, be keen to settle, though some deckhands be grumblin’!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale to spin about the infamous Captain Trump and the vessel known as CBS News! Months have passed since the bold captain launched a lawsuit against the news crew fer their raucous tale featuring the fair Vice Admiral Harris.Now, word on the high seas be that talks o' settlement be brewin' between the Trump crew an' the big wigs at Paramount, the mighty ship's parent company! Shari Redstone, the captain o' Paramount's treasure hoard, be all in favor of settlin’ the matter with Trump, or so the ship's parrot, the New York Times, be squawkin'!
But beware! This move be stirrin' the pot among the journalists aboard the CBS ship, who be raisin'