The Booty Report

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Arrr! A New York doc be in hot water, sendin' potion for landlubbers' woes to Louisiana shores!

2025-02-03

Arrr, matey! A Louisiana court be shiverin' timbers, indictin' a New York doc fer slingin' abortion potions to a landlubber! First time a pill-peddler's faced the hangman fer breaching their no-abortion pirate code! Aye, the battle 'twixt the land o' the free and the land o' the bans be heatin' up!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the fair shores of Louisiana, where a grand jury be raisin' a storm o' trouble fer a New York doc! Aye, this scallywag be indicted fer sendin' them abortion pills to a lass livin' in a land where the law be tighter than a ship's hold! Arrr, it be a right peculiar tale, the first of its kind, mark ye me words!

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