Arrr! European doubloons be droppin’ like a cannonball, while the dollar be risin’ faster than a scallywag's sails!
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! Captain Trump’s tariffs be stirrin’ the markets like a stormy sea! The dollar be risin’ like a proud ship’s mast, whilst other currencies be sinkin’ faster than a scallywag’s treasure! Canada’s doubloon be lower than Davy Jones’ locker, and Asia be shiverin’ in their boots! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of finance, where the tempest tossed the good ship Dollar to newfound heights whilst the other currencies floundered like fish outta water!