Arrr, matey! Republican buccaneers be supportin' Trump's birthright decree, claimin' taxpayers be walkin' the plank! Har har har!
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! Iowa's Chief of Law, Brenna Bird, be rallyin' 17 scallywags in a jolly ol' letter, backin' the Trump crew's decree to keep landlubber brats of illegal sea dogs from claimin' citizenship! A fine hullabaloo, I say!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a fierce battle on the seas of legality! A band o' Republican attorneys general from 18 states be settin' sail to challenge the Democrat AGs and their band of landlubbers, who be settin' forth lawsuits against the Trump administration's decree on birthright citizenship. Iowa's AG, Brenna Bird, be leadin' the charge, claimin' that those who arrive on a tourist visa to have an 'anchor baby' be not truly under the Constitution's original meaning, savvy?These scallywags be worryin' that the costs be fallin' on the good taxpayers who be footin' the bill for healthcare and child services for these wee ones! The Democrats be shoutin' that the President has no authority to rewrite the rules of the land, declarin' such a move as unconstitutional. But Bird and her crew of AGs from states like Alabama and Florida be writin' an amicus brief, arguing that Trump’s decree stay true to the original meaning of the Fourteenth Amendment, and keeps the plunderer’s treasure (our taxpayer coins) safe!
So, as the ACLU throws their own cannonball of a lawsuit, the battle rages on, with Trump’s order claimin’ that citizenship be not a freebootin’ gift for all born on American soil, especially if their parents be illegal or merely passin’ through. Aye, the winds be blowin’ fierce in this stormy sea of politics, and only time will tell who’ll be left standin’ on the shore, savvy?