Arrr, the lawmaker be wonderin' why the crew's so blasted unlikable, eh? A mystery fit for Davy Jones!
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! CNN's scallywag Jake Tapper be hounding Sen. Tim Kaine on the high seas o' politics, askin' why the Democrats be as welcome as a ghost ship at port! Aye, 'tis a riddle wrapped in an enigma, like a treasure map with no "X"!
Avast, me hearties! ‘Twas a jolly Sunday where Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia found himself in a mighty squall o’ questions on the CNN seas with the valiant Jake Tapper. “Why be yer crew so unpopular, ye scallywag?” the host inquired, brandishing a Quinnipiac treasure map that revealed but 31% o’ landlubbers hold favor for the Democrats—57% be lookin’ at ’em with disdain! Arrr!