Arrr! Chris Wright be appointed as Trump’s Energy Matey—batten down the hatches for a jolly good power struggle!
2025-02-03
Arrr, me hearties! The Senate be givin' a hearty nod to Captain Chris Wright, the fearless leader of Liberty Energy! He'll be steerin' the ship of Energy fer President Trump, plunderin' the depths o' power like a true swashbuckler! Avast, let the energy adventures begin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer news be blowin' in like a tempest! CEO Chris Wright, the wily captain o' Liberty Energy, hath been confirmed by the landlubbers in the Senate to be the right hand o' President Trump in the grand quest o' energy! Aye, he be takin' the wheel as Secretary o' Energy and chartin' a course fer the "Drill, baby, drill" seas!With a hearty roar o' bipartisan support, Wright sailed through the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, a fine crew o' lawmakers givin' him the ol' thumbs up. On a fateful Monday night, the vote was cast—59 to 38—like a cannonball bein' fired in the heat o' battle!
As he steps aboard his new post, Wright aims to unleash the full might o' American energy, lettin’ no oil or gas be left unturned! The 47th captain of this ship of state, Trump, be kickin’ off his reign with an "energy emergency" declaration, liftin' the anchor on liquefied natural gas exports, and tossin' aside climate rules like a pirate tossin’ a rival’s flag into the briny deep!
So hoist the sails, fer a new era o' energy be upon us! Wright be ready to steer this ship through choppy waters, and the adventure be just beginnin'! Yarrr!