Arrr! A vital GOP matey be throwin’ support to Tulsi Gabbard ‘fore the council’s reckonin’! Avast, what treachery!
2025-02-03
Arrr, matey! A mighty senator o' the committee be sayin' she'll hoist Tulsi Gabbard's flag to the main deck fer a vote on the morrow! Aye, all hands on deck fer this here hullabaloo! Let the voting winds blow fair, or beware the scallywags!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a fair lass, Sen. Susan Collins from the frosty shores of Maine, who’s decided to throw her lot in with the bold Tulsi Gabbard, seekin' the title of Director of National Intelligence. Aye, she be makin' this declaration after much ponderin', sayin', "I’ll hoist the flag for Gabbard!"Now, Collins be no stranger to the treacherous seas of politics—she penned the grand ol' Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act back in the day. This savvy sailor knows well the importance of the DNI, though she’s noticed that the office be growin’ like a barnacle on a ship’s hull. Gabbard, she claims, shares her vision to trim the fat off the agency.
With the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence settin’ sail for a fateful vote, Collins, a rogue in her own right, has already swayed some mateys to back Gabbard, includin’ a couple of other Republicans. Yet, the winds be shiftin’ with Sen. Todd Young, who’s still playin’ it close to his chest, causin’ a ruckus with none other than Elon Musk, callin’ him a “deep state puppet.”
So, will Gabbard find fair winds in her journey to the Senate? Only time will tell, but Collins’ support surely be a good omen for this sea-farin’ adventure!