Arrr, matey! Them landlubber AGs be shoutin' to federal scallywags: Trump's gold be sinkin' our ship of workers!
2025-02-03
Arrr, me hearties! The legal swabs be warnin' the crew o' federal scallywags 'bout the Trump treasure offer! They say ye might end up with naught but a parrot's squawk instead o' riches! So shiver yer timbers 'n think twice 'fore ye sail into that deal!
Avast ye scallywags and landlubbers! A band of legal buccaneers, known as attorneys general, be raisin’ the Jolly Roger over the Trump administration’s dubious buyout offer for federal sailors, warnin’ that the treasure may be naught but a mirage! They be sayin’ that those who choose to walk the plank and resign might not be guaranteed the promised spoils!All federal crew members be summoned by Captain Trump to return to their ship, the office, and offered a shiny buyout as bait. But beware, mateys, for the unions—those trusty first mates—are tellin’ their members to think twice before takin’ the plunge, claimin’ the benefits be as fickle as the sea breeze!
California’s Attorney General, Rob Bonta, be warnin’ that this so-called offer be a dastardly plot to sink the federal fleet and leave the good folk of the land without their vital services. Aye, and the rest of the state attorneys general are joinin’ forces, hoistin’ flags from across the seven seas of the United States!
So, me hearties, if ye be in the federal crew, heed the warnings of yer union mates! Don’t let this slippery deal swindle ye out of yer hard-earned doubloons! The call to arms be clear: stay the course and don’t resign, lest ye find yerself cast adrift on the turbulent waters of uncertainty!