Arrr, the scallywags o' the populist Right be plundering the EU like a treasure chest full o' rum!
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! Belgium’s got a fresh crew in charge after seven moons o’ jabberin’—a right speedy feat for them! Captain Bart De Wever, once the lord o’ Antwerp, be finally at the helm. But mayhaps he’s not too fond o' keepin' the ship afloat! Aye, the scallywag!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I bring tidings from the land o' Belgium, where a new captain hath been crowned after a right lengthy squabble o' seven moons! Aye, in the grand scheme o' politics, that be a blink o' the eye! The new Prime Minister, Bart De Wever, a seasoned sea dog who once ruled the bustling port of Antwerp, now takes the helm o' this merry band o' misfits.But lo and behold, ye may be wonderin' why it took this swashbucklin' lad so long to claim the captain's chair! Could it be that he be more inclined to see the ship o' Belgium drift asunder than to keep it afloat? Aye, the winds o' his Right-wing beliefs do whisper tales of division, and some say he be harborin' a secret desire to claim the treasure of Flanders for his own!
So, as our new Prime Minister sets sail, we watch with a mix o’ mirth and mischief, wonderin' whether he’ll steer the good ship Belgium into calmer waters or send it crashing into the rocky shoals o' dissension. Arrr, what a jolly, unpredictable voyage awaits!