Arrr, Trump be settin' sail fer treasure with a fund to hoist TikTok aboard his ship! Avast ye, memes!
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! Old Captain Trump be scribblin' a decree, commandin' the treasure keepers to whip up a fund fit for a sovereign! Word has it they'll be eyein' TikTok booty too! But shiver me timbers, details be as scarce as a landlubber's gold! Congress be needin' to approve this seafarin' scheme!
Arrr mateys! Gather ye round as I regale ye with a tale of a landlubber named Donald Trump, who be raisin’ the Jolly Roger of executive orders on a fine Monday mornin’! Aye, he be callin’ upon the treasure-laden departments of Treasury and Commerce to conjure up a sovereign wealth fund, a chest o’ gold for the nation, so to speak!This here fund be like a pirate’s hoard, but instead of plunderin’ ships, it be makin’ investments, sailin’ the high seas of commerce outside the watchful eye of the Federal Reserve. But shiver me timbers! The details be scarce as a sailor’s wits after a night of grog. They say it be needin’ the blessing of the Congress crew before it sets sail.
But wait, there be more! This fund be rumored to have its sights set on TikTok, that shiny treasure chest of dancin’ scallywags and funny snippets! Aye, if they be able to purchase it, perhaps we’ll be seein’ pirates dancin’ the hornpipe on our screens! So, hold fast, me hearties, as we await the winds o’ fortune and see where this grand venture takes us! Yarrr!