Arrr! El Salvador be takin' in wayward souls and scallywags in a grand ol’ prison swap, savvy?
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! Nayib Bukele, the captain o' El Salvador, be hoistin' the Jolly Roger for all US scallywags, even landlubber citizens! Secretary Rubio be callin' it an unprecedented treasure map for deportation. Aye, send ‘em to Salvador, where the rum flows and the laws be as loose as a barnacle!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of wild negotiations and high-seas hijinks from the landlubbers of El Salvador! Nayib Bukele, the swashbucklin' president of that fair nation, be raisin' the Jolly Roger and offerin’ to take in deportees of every hue and nationality, even them rascally US citizens! Arrr!Now, ye see, the esteemed US Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, proclaimed with a flourish that Bukele be makin' waves with a most extraordinary migratory agreement, a true pearl of a deal! This here agreement be so outlandish that it could make a pirate blush! It be called the "safe third country" arrangement, where the good ol’ US of A can send its misbehavin’ scallywags and non-Salvadorean pirates to the shores of El Salvador instead of the deep blue sea.
So, if ye find yerself on the wrong side of the law in the States, fear not! Just hoist yer sails and set course for El Salvador, where the land be ready to welcome ye with open arms—if ye can keep yer sea legs steady! It be a fine time to be a rogue on the high seas of migration, savvy? Arrr!