"Arrr, a Texas scallywag, sendin' his wee ones to fancy learnin', now blames others fer doin' the same! Avast!"
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! Texas swab Gene Wu be squawkin' in a video that parents be sendin' their wee ones to fancy schools to avoid minglin' with yer scallywags! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, for who’d want a deckhand of a different crew? Har har har!
Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the swashbucklin' tale of Texas Democrat Gene Wu. This scallywag declared in a video that parents be sendin' their young 'uns to private school to keep 'em away from the riffraff—while he himself be doin' the same! Arrr, the irony be thicker than a ship's hull!Wu be rousin' the crew at a protest against the proposed school choice bill, spoutin' how they be takin' hard-earned doubloons to fill the pockets of the wealthy, lettin' 'em send their sprogs to fancy schools. Truth be told, this be the Texas Education Freedom Act, givin' families the chance to haul in up to $10,000 for private schoolin'—a treasure chest indeed, if ye have the right map.
But lo! Wu, the captain of the House Democratic ship, be raisin' the Jolly Roger against such "scams," claimin' it only plunders from the local schools to line the coffers of billionaire donors. He be wantin' to keep the gold for the neighborhood schools instead of lettin' it drift away to the high seas of private education.
So, what say ye, mateys? Will the winds of change steer Texas toward educational freedom or keep it anchored in the harbor of public schooling? Only time will tell, but the pirate chatter be rife with debate! Arrr!