Arrr, lassies be flounderin' in the sportin' seas! Let’s hoist the sails and help 'em claim victory!
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! With the election upon us, 'tis high time to guard our fair lasses in the realm of sportin'! Let’s hoist the 'Protection of Women and Girls in Sports Act' and keep them Title IX treasures safe from the scallywags! Avast, for fairness and fun!
Ahoy, mateys! In the grand arena of sportin’ battles, athletes don their jerseys like brave knights clad in armor, ready to face foes. But shiver me timbers, when the opponent be a strappin’ lad, the tide be turnin’ against fair maidens in the fray!Take a gander at the Wyoming Cowgirls volleyball crew, faced with a dire choice—either surrender to San Jose State University’s squad, which included a fearsome male, or risk bein’ smashed by a volley of cannonball-like serves at 80 mph! The Cowgirls, bless their hearts, put safety first and chose a noble forfeit, upholdin’ the honor of women’s sports.
Alas, the Mountain West Conference, like a scallywag ship adrift, has allowed such antics to flourish, lettin’ men invade women’s competitions. Under the Biden regime, woke policies have run rampant, turnin’ the tide against the hard-fought rights of the fairer sex.
As National Girls and Women in Sports Day approaches, it be clearer than a calm sea—the fight be not over! A bill be a-comin’ to preserve Title IX protections, makin’ sure the seas stay fair for all female athletes. So, raise a mug to protectin’ the rights of our lassies, for we owe it to the little girls dreamin’ of glory on the high seas of sport! Arrr!