Arrr, the court be claimin' the Uni of California be weighin' race like treasure in their admission's chest!
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! The fine universities, havin' long shunned race in their admissions charts, be now lettin' in more Black and Hispanic swabs! But lo! A new crew be settin' sail with a lawsuit, claimin' the university be playin' a tricksy game, cheat ‘n all! Har har har!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of academia, where the grand universities be swingin’ their doors wider to let in more fine Black and Hispanic scholars. Aye, ye heard it right! For twas many a decade that these illustrious halls kept their gates shut to many a soul, all on account of their skin’s hue!But lo! The winds have shifted, and now a fresh crew of students be sailin’ in, much to the chagrin of a band of scallywags who be raisin’ a ruckus! They be claimin’ the esteemed university system be pullin’ a fast one, cheat’n like a landlubber in a card game! “Nay!” they cry, “This be no fair way to run a ship!”
So, we finds ourselves in a squall of legal battles and raucous debates, with some pirates cheerin’ for inclusivity and others wavin’ their swords in protest. It’s a right good laugh, as the universities try to navigate these treacherous waters without capsizin’ their own reputations. Will they find a fair course through this storm, or will they be left flounderin’ in the deep? Only time will tell in this grand tale of educational adventure!