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“Arrr! Be that Guantánamo confession a free choice? A wise judge be settin’ sail to decide soon, matey!”

2025-02-04

Arrr matey! The 9/11 saga be at a fork in the briny deep, ponderin’ if a crucial confession be as foul as a bilge rat, all thanks to the crafty C.I.A. torturers! Avast, what a tangled web we weave when pirates be playin’ with fire!

Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the high seas of justice, where the winds be blowing foul and the tides be treacherous! The tale be about the infamous 9/11 case, a right tangled mess, I tell ye! Our brave judges be at a crossroads, ponderin' like a parrot on a perch, whether a key confession from a swab named Khalid Sheikh Mohammed be as clean as a ship's deck or as tainted as a barrel o' rotten fish.

Aye, the foul stench of C.I.A. torture hangs in the air like a stormy cloud, makin' every sailor scratch his beard in confusion. 'Tis a thorny issue, for if the confession be born from the dark depths of torture, it be as useful as a compass that points to Davy Jones' locker! The court be weighin' options, like a captain decidin' between rum or grog, tryin' to determine if justice can be served or if it be sunk in the murky waters of deceit.

So, here we are, me hearties, with a tale of intrigue, a sprinkle of humor, and a dash of piracy! Let’s hope these landlubbers find a way to navigate these treacherous waters and give the world a fair trial, lest we be left with nothin' but a cruel jest in the annals of history!

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