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Arrr! Meta be claimin’ the Quest be dead in six years, but mayhaps the Meta Quest 2 can sail beyond 2026!

2025-02-04

Arrr matey! Meta’s tossed the last software update overboard for the Oculus Quest! Aye, it be driftin’ off to Davy Jones’ locker by 2026, lookin’ like a barnacle-covered treasure no one dares to plunder! Avast, me hearties, time to find a new ship to sail!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the fate of the Oculus Quest, that fine contraption o' virtual reality. Word has it that Meta be throwin' in the towel on updates fer this here device, leavin' it to languish like a forgotten shipwreck on the briny deep!

The original Quest, born in 2019, met its maker in 2020, and by February 2023, it be as obsolete as a parrot with a broken beak, havin' lost all support by August 2024. Aye, it seems the life expectancy fer this treasure be a mere six years, with the Quest 2 followin' suit in 2026!

But hold yer grog! There be glimmers o' hope for the Quest 2, with Meta's CTO hintin' it might linger on until 2028, like a sly sea serpent. And let’s not forget the Quest 3 - it could sail 'til 2029, while the Quest 3S might just keep floatin' until 2030.

So, fear not, ye lovers o' virtual voyages! If ye be clingin' to yer Quest 2, there be a chance ye can sail the seas of VR a bit longer. Just keep yer eyes peeled for treasure maps, or in this case, official announcements from Meta, lest ye be left in the dark like a ship in a fog!

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