"Avast! Interior matey sets sail to blast Biden's oil ban and his stormy weather rules on the very first day!"
2025-02-04
Arrr, on the very day he took the helm, Secretary Burgum be settin' sail to scuttle them pesky green rules laid down by that landlubber Biden! Like a scallywag with a treasure map, he be tossin' 'em overboard faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!"
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of President Trump’s crew, settin’ sail to plunder the Biden-era treasures of environmental rules! With a hearty “Yo ho, let’s strip ‘em bare!” the new Secretary of the Interior, Doug Burgum, be raisin’ the sails on six grand orders to unleash the might of America’s oil and gas!Burgum, sworn in on a fine Friday, be on a quest to rid the seas of those pesky “coercive” climate policies that be weighin' down the treasure chest. He be settin' his sights on liftin' bans on oil leases and scourin’ through the ol’ Inflation Reduction Act like a pirate searching for gold doubloons. “Aye, we’ll unlock America’s full potential!” he proclaimed, ready to make life cheaper for every landlubber in the land.
But beware, ye climate activists, for the tide is turnin’! The Department of the Interior be plannin' to cut down regulations faster than a ship’s mast in a storm! With promises of fast-tracked energy projects and a review of those fancy green energy funds, it be clear that Trump’s ship is sailin’ towards fossil fuel riches once more!
So grab yer grog, me hearties, for this be the start of a raucous new chapter in the grand tale of energy dominance! Arrr!