Arrr! Trump’s fixin’ to overhaul the schoolhouse, ‘cause the scallywags can’t read nor count worth a barnacle!
2025-02-04
Avast, me hearties! President Trump be settin' sail to overhaul the School o' Learning, for the numbers be as low as Davy Jones' locker! Miss Tiffany Justice be spillin' the beans on Fox & Friends, sayin' the landlubbers need a good teachin’! Arrr, let’s hoist the math sails!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywags in the land of education! Tiffany Justice, co-captain of the Moms for Liberty crew, be spillin' the beans on Fox & Friends. She be claimin' that President Trump be settin' his sights on dismantlin' the so-called “woke” Department of Education, as the young deckhands be flounderin' in a sea of poor math and readin’ scores!With 40% of 4th graders and 33% of 8th graders struggle'n to read, it’s lookin’ like a mutiny on the high seas of knowledge! Justice be tellin' tales of governors who met with Trump, complainin' 'bout the sorry state of education and the unwelcomed social justice storm brewin' for the wee ones. They be callin' for more power in the states, so parents can steer their ships toward better choices for their young crew.
But beware, me mateys! The unions be fightin' tooth and nail to keep their treasure, profiting off the failin' public school system. Justice be sayin' thank the seas for Trump, who be the voice of the weary parents in D.C. As the debate rages on whether to sink or sail the Department of Education, it be a grand spectacle indeed! Hoist the sails for education reform, I say!