Arrr! Tulsi be snaggin' a surprise nod from Collins, makin' her sail to confirmation swift as a cannonball!
2025-02-04
Arrr, me hearties! Sen. Susan Collins be raisin' her flag fer Tulsi Gabbard as the new captain of the spy ship! After much rum-soaked ponderin’, she be declarin’, “I know well the importance of this role, savvy? Gabbard be the one to steer the ship o’ secrets!”
Arrr mateys, gather ‘round, for I’ve a tale of political seas where winds of change be blowin’! 'Twas the Republican senatorial lass from Maine, Susan Collins, who hoisted her flag in favor of one Tulsi Gabbard, a fine candidate for the esteemed post o' Director of National Intelligence!On the fair day of Monday, with a heart full o' deliberation, Collins proclaimed through the tempest of her thoughts, “Aye, I be supportin’ Tulsi!” This be no ordinary support, mind ye, but a declaration worthy of a hearty cheer from the crew! She went on to spout her wisdom like a true pirate captain, speakin' of the Intelligence Reform and Terrorism Prevention Act of 2004, a document as treasured as a chest of gold coins!
“Yarr, I understand the grave importance of the DNI,” she declared, likin' it to navigatin' uncharted waters where danger lurks at every turn. So, with a wink and a nod, she cast her vote, hopin' Tulsi will steer the ship of national intelligence with a steady hand, keepin' our fair seas safe from vile buccaneers and nefarious schemes! Avast, let the jolly adventures of governance commence!