Arrr! That scallywag Trump be spoutin' tall tales—Canada ain't banishin' our banks, just keepin' 'em in line, savvy?
2025-02-04
Arrr, on the morn of Monday, Cap'n Trump be hoistin’ the anchor on his pesky tariffs fer a month! But lo! He did spout new gripes 'bout Canada, claimin' our banks be as welcome as a kraken at a tea party. Yet, many a US bank be settlin’ their sails in Canada’s fine ports! Ha!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the cap'n of the good ol' U.S. ship, Donald Trump, who, on a fine Monday morn, decided to hit the brakes on his grand scheme to toss tariffs at our neighbors to the north—Canada, that is. Aye, he thought he be a clever scallywag, givin' 'em a month-long pause, perhaps thinkin’ it’d give ‘im time to find a treasure map or somethin’!But lo and behold, the cap’n couldn't resist addin' a few more tall tales to his ever-expanding treasure chest of complaints ‘bout our frosty friends. In a raucous post on the social media seas and whilst jawin’ with reporters in the grand Oval Office, he be spoutin' that Canada be keepin’ US banks from settlin’ on their shores. Har har! But I tell ye, that be as true as a mermaid's kiss! Many a US bank be swimmin' freely in Canadian waters, settlin' their accounts without a care in the world.
So there ye have it, mateys! A tale of tariffs and tall tales, where the cap’n be flappin' his gums 'bout things that be fishier than a barrel o' herring! Arrr!