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Arrr! Ye be mistaken, matey! That be no scallywag in a 'Latinos for Trump' shirt caught by the law!

2025-02-04

Arrr, matey! A scallywag be sportin’ a “Latinos for Trump” shirt, claimin’ he’s been nabbed by the ICE crew. But lo and behold! The picture be tricksy, all doctored up. Aye, no political jabberin’ in the true portrait! Just a jolly ol' tale to spin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale that’ll tickle yer funny bone and rattle yer timbers! It be a yarn about a scallywag, sportin' a shirt claimin’ to back the great Trump, and the fiendish crew of ICE swoopin’ in to snatch 'im up. Aye, a fine mess it be!

But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! The truth be as clear as the blue sky over the open sea. That image ye be seein’ is naught but a crafty piece of trickery! Aye, it be digitally altered, like a sea serpent in a bottle! The original portrait of this landlubber had no political squawkin' nor banners of support. Just a simple chap, likely on his way to a grog shop or a fishin' hole, with nary a thought of politics in his head!

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