"Arrr! First glimpses of scallywags flyin' to Gitmo as Captain Trump hoists the sails on deportation seas!"
2025-02-04
Arrr, matey! The first ships o' the sky be settin’ sail fer Guantanamo Bay, carryin' wayward souls from yon U.S. Fox News be spyin’ and snappin’ pics of this grand adventure! Avast, what a jolly sight it be—deportation with a side o' rum!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand embarkation of scallywags to the infamous Guantanamo Bay! Aye, on Tuesday, a battalion of "criminal illegal aliens" set sail aboard a military vessel, bound fer a fate as murky as Davy Jones’ locker!Cap’n Trump himself did decree last week, summonin’ the mighty Pentagon to prepare a berth fer thirty thousand rascals who’ve broken the law and plundered our fair land. The White House wench, Karoline Leavitt, confirmed the first flight was underway, shiverin’ timbers with excitement!
With a dozen miscreants aboard, they be headed to a place where they’ll be ‘way from the 15 detainees already croakin’ in Gitmo, includin' those dastardly 9/11 planners! Trump be sayin’ some of these knaves are so rotten, they can’t even go back to their own ports!
Meanwhile, 380 sea dogs from the Navy be standin' watch, ready to guard this motley crew. And what’s it gonna cost to expand this den of iniquity? Who knows, mateys! But it’s all part of Trump’s grand plan for a deportation operation that’ll put the fear of Poseidon in the hearts of lawbreakers!
So hoist the sails and prepare fer the next chapter in this twisted tale of immigration! Arrr!