Ahoy! Behold the sprightly crew o' code-slingers at DOGE, cuttin' down government plunder like a ship’s cutlass!
2025-02-04
Arrr, me hearties! Elon Musk, the captain of Tesla and SpaceX, be gatherin' a crew of sprightly young coders to steer his ship o' DOGE, all in a quest to trim the fat! Aye, ‘tis a fine jest to save doubloons while chasin’ the digital treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the scallywags of the DOGE crew, led by none other than the notorious Elon Musk! A pack of six young lads, aged betwixt 19 and 24, be settin' sail to chop down the wasteful practices of the government and bring order to the chaotic seas of bureaucracy!Meet the motley crew: Akash, the code wizard from UC Berkeley; Edward, fresh from the halls of Northwestern and a past hand aboard Musk’s Neuralink ship; Luke, a dropout turned ancient text decipherer; Gautier, the high-frequency trickster; Gavin, a Harvard lad with a knack for hackin'; and Ethan, a SpaceX intern with a GSA email that be shinier than gold doubloons!
These lads be workin' under the vigilant gaze of Anna Scales, the captain of the U.S. Office of Personnel Management. With their tech-savvy skills, they hope to uncover nefarious dealings in the government treasure chest, makin' it a fairer place for us all! But beware, for the Democrats be raisin' a ruckus, claimin’ the DOGE crew be pilfering secrets they shouldn’t have!
So hoist the sails, me hearties! The battle 'gainst bureaucracy be underway, and the young buccaneers be determined to make waves in the federal waters. Aye, it’s a revolution of the people, and the stakes be higher than a crow’s nest!