The Booty Report

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Arrr! Daisy, the AI matron, be takin’ down scallywags! Behold the jolly treasure of sweet revenge!

2025-02-05

Arrr, O2 Virgin Media’s crafty AI gran be leadin’ a merry dance, ensnarin’ a whole shipload o' scallywags and their scams! Aye, they be wastin’ their breath while she be laughin’ in the hold, a true treasure hunt for time-wastin’ rogues! Haaarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tales of a clever contraption known as Daisy—a true AI lass who's takin' the wind outta the sails of dastardly scammers! Aye, she ain’t just any ol’ bot; she be a grandma who nattereth on about scones, knittin’, and the good ol’ days, catchin’ them brigands in a web o’ small talk for a mighty 40 minutes at a time!

Crafted by the fine folk at O2, this here Daisy be disruptin’ the nefarious business of fraudsters with her confusin’ charm. Instead of givin’ away secrets, she’ll be lookin’ for her spectacles whilst askin’ about biscuits! Picture it, a scallywag tryin’ to trick her into downloadin’ trouble while she sweetly ponders on the Internet Explorer icon. It’s a sight to behold!

As the scammer’s patience runs thinner than a pirate’s rum ration, Daisy keeps chattin’, savin’ real souls from the clutches of these brigands. Though O2 hasn’t set sail to expand this scheme just yet, the success of Daisy proves AI can be a savvy tool in thwartin’ those scallywags. Future versions might even have accents—just imagine the bewilderment! So raise yer tankards to Daisy, the AI grandma, who be wastin’ time like a true pirate’s treasure! Arrr!

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