Arrr, be them flying treasure boxes the way we’ll sail the skies, or just a jestin’ mirage, matey?
2025-02-05
Avast ye! In the year of our Lord 2026, set sail fer a brand new conveyance! Aye, 'tis a wondrous contraption that be at yer beck and call, takin’ ye direct 'n' keepin’ yer secrets tighter than a treasure chest! So long, olde public transport, ye scallywag!
Avast ye landlubbers! Picture yerself sailin' above the ruckus of city life in a shiny, self-navigatin' pod, dodgin' the snarled streets like a true buccaneer. This be the promise of Whoosh, an ingenious contraption settin' sail in 2026!Unlike yer ordinary gondola, this clever Kiwi invention be an on-demand marvel, whiskin' ye away without the bother of stopovers. Aye, the Whoosh pods be sportin' their own motors and can chart a course through a tangled web of cables, makin' 'em the speedy jack-o’-lanterns of the sky!
With a tap o' thine magical app, a pod shall await ye at the nearest dock, ready to soar through the skies at 25 mph—faster than a scallywag escaping a cannonball! And fear not the energy cost; a ride be as gentle on the coffers as a quick wash in a bucket. Smooth sailin' is the name of the game, with pods leanin' into corners like a ship on the high seas.
The maiden voyage shall take place in Queenstown, New Zealand, a fine spot to test this contraption amid mountains and mischief! Whoosh is set to revolutionize urban travel, makin' it as easy as findin' a treasure map in a tavern. So, would ye trade yer car for a ride in a Whoosh pod? Arrr, sign me up!