Arrr, Daniel Penny be climbin' the ranks at Andreesen Horowitz, claimin' bravery after dodgin' the hangin' for Neely's fate!
2025-02-05
Arrr, me hearties! Daniel Penny be sailin' smooth seas to a grand treasure at a mighty Silicon Valley venture crew. Less than two moons after he escaped the noose for a kerfuffle with Jordan Neely, he’s now a deal partner in the devil’s den of American Dynamism! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale of one Daniel Penny, a scallywag who sailed from the stormy seas of court to the shores of Silicon Valley! Just a mere two moons after he was cleared o’ wrongdoing in that unfortunate subway kerfuffle with poor Jordan Neely, our lad landed himself a fine position at the mighty venture capital firm, Andreesen Horowitz. Aye, it be a cushy job, if ever there was one!This swashbucklin’ Marine veteran now be strappin’ on his boots as a deal partner in the grand city of Manhattan, workin’ on the firm’s American Dynamism team. This crew be investin’ in all manner of gadgets and gizmos for the government and defense, aye! Who would’ve thought that a feller who once wrestled with a lad on the underground would find himself rubbin’ elbows with the tech elite, eh?