Arrr, me hearties! Pam Bondi's now the top law matey in the land, thanks to Captain Trump!
2025-02-05
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! So it be true, Pam Bondi, the former Florida law wrangler and lobbyin’ scallywag, be crowned the U.S. Attorney General! With a hearty "yay" from Democrat Fetterman, she now steers the ship o' Justice, even as the crew be tossin' overboard some troublemakers! Ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a fair lass named Pam Bondi, a fierce former attorney general from the sunny shores of Florida. This scallywag be no stranger to the high seas of politics, havin' sailed the treacherous waters as a corporate lobbyist too! With a hearty shout of “aye,” she found herself hoisted aboard the ship of the U.S. Attorney General after a rollickin' vote of 54 to 46, with even a Democrat matey, John Fetterman, throwin’ in his lot with the crew.This be not just any crew, mind ye; it be helmed by none other than Captain Donald Trump, a commander known for his bold and brash ways. Bondi's appointment comes at a time when the Justice Department be rockin' and rollin' with the dismissals of scallywags left and right. The waters be choppy, and the crew be wary! But with Bondi at the helm, there be a sense of mischief afoot. Will she steer the ship toward calmer seas, or will she send it crashing into the stormy abyss? Only time will tell, me mateys! So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye on the horizon!