Arrr! The learned crew be grumblin’ ‘gainst Trump’s orders, while the savvy scallywags be hootin’ for school pickin’!
2025-02-05
Avast, me hearties! School choice mateys be cheerin' for Trump’s orders, callin' 'em a bountiful treasure! But the union scallywags be grumblin' ’bout them private buccaneers plunderin’ the coffers—saying it be a fine tax cut fer the rich! Arrr, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the recent hullabaloo in the realm of education led by none other than Captain Trump! With a quill in hand, he signed not one but two grand decrees—one to fan the flames of school choice and another to send the ol’ critical race theory overboard, much to the chagrin of the teacher unions, who be flappin' their jaws in protest.Becky Pringle, the captain of the National Educators Association, be spoutin’ that the educators won’t take this lying down, fightin' to protect their precious public schools from the clutches of wealthier folks and their voucher schemes. Meanwhile, Randi Weingarten of the American Federation of Teachers claims this be naught but a treasure map for the rich, leavin’ poor kids high and dry!
But lo and behold, school choice advocates be celebratin' like it’s a bounty of gold! They say Trump be steering the ship right for parents, and they be hopin' Congress follows suit with the Educational Choice for Children Act. With more than half of the young crew readin' below par, the stakes be high! Will Captain Trump right the ship or plunge it into the depths? That, me mateys, be the question on every sailor’s lips!