Arrr! GOP scallywags be swifter in confirmin’ mates than a fast ship on the high seas, aye!
2025-02-05
Avast, me hearties! It be lookin’ like Captain Trump be selectin’ his crew for the second voyage faster than a cannonball’s flight! Aye, even old Joe Biden be laggin’ behind like a scallywag in a race! A merry jest, indeed! Arrr!
Ahoy mateys! In the treacherous waters of politickin’, the Democrats be tryin' to slow the sails of President Trump’s crew, but lo and behold, the Republican Senate be confirm’n them scallywags at a breakneck pace! Under the bold command of Captain John Thune, the Senate be sailin’ faster than a ship in full wind, outpacing the Biden and previous Trump administrations, savvy?As of Feb. 4, while Biden and the first Trump crew had only six buccaneers confirmed, the current lot be fillin’ eleven positions on the grand ship of state! Just this Tuesday, Pam Bondi be confirmed as the new legal swashbuckler, and Doug Collins be takin’ charge of the veterans’ affairs galley. Next up on the plank be Tulsi Gabbard and Robert F. Kennedy Jr., awaitin’ their confirmation trials after passin' through the committee gauntlet.
With nine more swashbucklers awaitin' their turn, the Republican pirates be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest about their swift progress. The ship’s pace be so fast that even ol' George W. Bush be raisin’ a tankard in approval, as his crew was entirely confirmed by early February! Yarr, the seas of confirmation be churnin’ with excitement, and this pirate be lookin’ to see how the tides turn next!