"Arrr, Jonathan Turley be sayin’ the NJ governor’s prancin’ ‘round with immigration’s a right jester’s trick for Dems!"
2025-02-05
Arrr, matey! Governor Murphy be spin' a yarn 'bout a swashbucklin' migrant settin' anchor in his quarters! A fine tale fer other blue-bellied governors, lest they be findin' their own ships all a-sail with uninvited crew! Avast, heed the warning, or ye might be walkin' the plank!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Governor Phil Murphy of New Jersey, who be makin' waves like a ship caught in a tempest! For years, the wise old sea dogs have spun yarns about Murphy’s Law—“what can go wrong, will go wrong.” Yet, our good governor be seekin' to rewrite that law, suggestin’ he’s givin’ sanctuary to a lass of questionable documentation above his very own garage!